How to be a sterotype

"PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power" (petarvn) 06/08/2014 at 17:25 • Filed to: None

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step 1. Drive this:

Step 2. Blast this:

Step 3. Drink this (while doing 1 and 2):

Congratulations, you are now a College Sorority girl.

Brought to you by PetarVN: your friendly neighborhood Jetta driving Iggy Azalea fan who just loves his Venti White Chocolate Frappucino with 2 pumps of Strawberry!

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 06/08/2014 at 17:27

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This = yes

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 06/08/2014 at 17:30

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*Step 4. All while checking your twitter on your white ipone.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 06/08/2014 at 17:32

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If I ever drive the Jetta as a daily, I'll blast this instead.

..and drink nothing.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 06/08/2014 at 17:33

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nah, Instagram is where it's at. And Vine.

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 06/08/2014 at 17:36

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Yeah, I have this kind of music as well, but that's for serious driving!

The kind of driving you do on a Sunday morning right before sunrise, on one of those wonderful backroads...

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 06/08/2014 at 17:37

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exactly. I have a few back roads near me.

KamikazePigeon > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 06/08/2014 at 17:41

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dem 2 pumps doe

Love this!

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 06/08/2014 at 17:46

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10/10 would hoon Iggy Azelea

1337HPMustang > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 06/08/2014 at 17:49

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or, similarly, your average car loving hipster on jalopnik. My guess is you'd rather have a mkii gti as oppose to say something like an iroc-z camaro of the same vintage. I'm not wrong, am I? Unless of course that jetta is your mom's car.

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 06/08/2014 at 18:00

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exactly!

don't forget the selfies!

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > 1337HPMustang 06/08/2014 at 18:00

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Jetta's moms car, but I do want a MKII 16V GTI quite bad...

1337HPMustang > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 06/08/2014 at 18:32

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damn I'm good

samssun > 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash 06/08/2014 at 18:51

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After "this" and "yes", all you need to complete the Go Grrrrl trifecta is wowjustwow...

Dsscats > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 06/08/2014 at 19:53

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Sorry, I think you spelled GLI wrong :p

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Dsscats 06/08/2014 at 19:54

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I don't like the MKII GLI a lot..

The MKV and MKVI GLI's are pretty awesome though

Dsscats > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 06/08/2014 at 20:00

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I don't really like the MKII-MKIV GTIs too much. MKI is where it's at!

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Dsscats 06/08/2014 at 20:19

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the reason why I love MKII's is because I learned to drive on a MkII rabbit diesel.

Plus, my grandpa has a MINT 1989 MKII GTI, which I love dearly.

thebigbossyboss > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 06/09/2014 at 10:08

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One time I was exploring the back roads near Kanata...I came across JTF2 base. At 3am. Bet they were watching me.

ColoradoTaco > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 06/09/2014 at 10:32

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Are people really buying that music? Iggy is just satire right? Shit is awful

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > thebigbossyboss 06/09/2014 at 11:17

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I know which one. My school in 5th and 6th grade wasn't far from there.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > thebigbossyboss 06/09/2014 at 12:43

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Get a car with antilag, and go down that road...

yamahog > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 06/25/2014 at 12:31

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Errrr, no. If you had a Jetta in my sorority house, you'd have to park in the back. BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Range Rovers only up front.

Conan > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/13/2014 at 00:34

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She's Australian. I bet she'd be down. Though I think the NERVO sisters would be better poppy Australian music related copilots. Pretty Jalop video here.